Todd's a good boy
no he really looks like this
I don't care what gender you are. Put on this slutty top and these tight shorts.
The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.
albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on
muppetness of said offspring
I get auditory hallucinations when I start falling asleep (no idea why, I just do). usually it's mundane, or sometimes very annoying noises that wake me up, most common are mumbled conversation in a Café and the sounds of power tools on a construction site.
but just now instead, as I was trying to fall asleep, I heard a like... old man voice say "I am casting my most powerful Tuna Spells" and honestly my brain might be haunted by a wizard
take 2 of trying to fall asleep, same old man voice said: "I can form conjurations beyond your wildest imaginations" and then Party Rock Anthem started playing so loud I got jump scared
the bastard who won't let me sleep
ALTWhen I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.
In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!
Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
Not even to save New York?
what has new york ever done for me
I have had the honor of working on two different comics projects with Don Hertzfeldt. But this is the story of my first interaction with the man.
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